You’re strolling along the Las Vegas Strip and realize:

• You have a gigantic booger clogging your left nostril.
• You have a wedgie.
• You have batwings.

As soon as you’re a comfortable distance from anyone else, you take care of it. It’s nothing that a quick dig at your nose or nether regions can’t fix. And who’s going to notice? Thanks to the magic of technology, everybody!

Thanks to James for sending this my way and posting it on our ever-growing Facebook fan page.